Showing posts with label *Author Bananas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label *Author Bananas. Show all posts

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Do You Compute?

Story by Bananas
CHAPTER ONE

Three little words.

'Are you there?'

That's all it took. I had been on this website for years now. An invisible lurker, the worst of the worst kind. Everyone knows who they are: There are the haters, at least they were upfront with their hating-ness, and then the over the top people-or in other words the pimps and hoes, and then lastly, the lurkers. A breed of human that seem to just like to fade away into the background, always there but never saying anything...

Sometimes

Story by Bananas

Sometimes life gives you an unexpected gift...

Whether it's perhaps a cheesy-ass rainbow after a horribly wet, stormy week. Or maybe an unexpected compliment...like your hair isn't looking as retarded as usual, or it's not so birds-nesty today!?!