The Diaper Problem
It all started during dinner with
the Rosenthals.
It was something that Cathy and I
had been looking forward to for weeks.
We met Dave and Michelle Rosenthal at the orientation for Leo’s daycare,
and we’d hit it off. Okay, we sort of hit it off. Dave and I chatted about the baseball game
that weekend, and Michelle and Cathy talked about potty training or bras or
whatever the hell women talk about. When
we left the orientation, Michelle said to us, “We’ll all have to get together
for dinner sometime!”
I told Cathy that they didn’t really mean it. Of course they didn’t. They didn’t actually
want to be friends with us. We’re not the kind of couple who has
friends—not in any real sort of way. I
make people feel awkward, and the conversations are always stilted with big
phony smiles, and patronizing nods. And
wondering when the soonest they could leave would be without it being outright rude.